QUICKIE QQ--JON & KATE ARE STILL IN LOVE

The morning show brought the startling news that there was trouble in paradise--Jon and Kate are continuing their struggle for dominance in their relationship. While I am a proponent of smaller government and fewer laws, I highly recommend--no, I beg--Congress to amend the Constitution to require that Jon and Kate stay married and live together in the house that has become the focal point of the television show. They will be allowed four hours per month to leave the premises, and all necessities will be brought into the house by delivery services. Also on hand will be two armed police officers to keep them from hitting each other or leaving the premises.

The second part of the Amendment will read: if any media outlet reports anything about Jon and Kate, the person doing the reporting will be put in prison for ten years, no parole, and fined $1,000,000. I would like to be the first to vote for the ratification of this Amendment.

Respectfully submitted,
Donald M. Heavrin,
Your etiquette advisor