QUICKIE XX

SORRY, TIGER . . .

The other day I reported that Tiger Woods had converted to Christianity. I was wrong. What I heard on the news was that several enthusiastic Christian groups had suggested Tiger would find peace if he only adopted Jesus as his personal savior, and I misconstrued the message. As far as I know, he’s still a Buddhist. Sorry for the mistake.

Respectfully submitted,
Donald M. Heavrin